The name “Fabio” has been synonymous with romance novels for a few decades now. The model, Fabio Lanzoni, became a cultural icon back in the 90s due to his vast portfolio of covers of romance novels. Basically when you thought of romance novels, this was the face you imagined.
The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services said in a statement that Fabio was one of more than 6,000 people from more than 140 countries who took the Oath of Allegiance together at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Fabio said in the statement that it is one of the happiest days of his life and that United States is the greatest country on Earth.
The 57-year-old appeared on the cover of countless romance novels and parlayed his popularity into appearances in many movies, TV shows and commercials. So what’s Fabio to do now that he’s a citizen? Here are a few things I can think of.
Work with the Naked Cowboy in NYC
Don’t these guys look a little alike? I think they should do some kind of father son routine.
Teach broken English to aspiring romance novel models from Italy
Why not impart the amazing wisdom of the English language and how not to speak it properly to other aspiring Italian romance novel cover models? I think it would be a seamless transition. Maybe he could call the course “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and other phrases to get you in the good graces of Americans.”
Run for Governor of California
Hey, if Arnold can do it then there’s no reason Fabio can’t. And if the United States would ever change its laws I’d say “Fabio for President in 2016!”
What do you guys think Fabio’s now going to do as an American Citizen? Realistically he’s just going to sit back and relax. What does this guy need to do at 57? Seriously.
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